Randy, the ever-loving, patient, and talented photographer graciously took our festive picture and I was quickly snookered in by Vistaprint's
$0.50 a pop? We're all over that.
Oh, a $5 picture upload fee? I guess that's fine.
TWENTY-TWO DOLLARS IN SHIPPING TO BE HERE IN A NINE DAYS?!?!
I think not.
Zach: you know we love you guys, but...
The thing is, we spent two days of extreme effort composing the four-line rhyme on the back, and I could NOT let all that work go to waste. So, for your enjoyment, we present to you...
OUR CHRISTMAS CARD:
Now, squint your eyes, and pretend that you're holding a 100% recycled material matte-finish card in your hands, fresh from a hand-addressed envelope that arrived a full week before Christmas.
We love you guys! Merry Christmas!