Eli: "Did you hear that?"
Mom: "Yeah, I think that's probably the water heater."
Eli: "No, that's The Walker Baby."
SCENE: Eli has been in bed for half an hour, hoping to be awake when Daddy gets home. I hear banging on his walls.
Mom: "Eli, bud, whatcha doing to the wall?"
Eli: "It wasn't me Mom! It was The Walker Baby. He's naughty sometimes."
SCENE: I'm dressing Eli in his jammies and notice a scratch on his leg from playing outside.
Mom: "Hey Eli your scratch is looking better! It's almost all healed up!"
Eli: "Yeah, that's just from The Walker Baby. The Walker Baby has long long LONG nails."
|From left to right: Porter, The Walker Baby, Eli, Mom and Dad|
- Sometimes it's a girl, sometimes a boy
- It has long green hair
- It will be having a castle birthday party
- It lives in Elko in a house
- It has 5 brothers and sisters, one of which is a baby boy
- It's world is cloudy
- It has lots of dandelions, and they taste like art
- It is currently sick, and is sneezing a lot
- IT likes to play with her monster toys
Essentially harmless, right?
BUT. If we happen to disappear mysteriously, you know who to blame.